Total Medals Earned: 787 (From 148 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,730 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/390 points)
defeat the forbidden zombie on easy difficulty
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
defeat camilla on easy difficulty
whip a midpoint orb to refill hp and daggers
defeat dracula on easy difficulty
defeat death on easy difficulty
defeat the forbidden zombie on hard difficulty
obtain a score of 25000 or higher
defeat death on hard difficulty
defeat camilla on hard difficulty
beat the game on any difficulty without losing a life
defeat dracula on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 10/20 (110/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Play ULTRA FORCE: OBLITERATION
Make it to level 5
Make it to level 10
Make it to level 15
Make it to level 20
Play Multiplayer
GAME OVER!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (80/430 points)
Get rank F
Get rank E
Get rank D
Get rank C
Get rank B
Catch a fruit before it hits the ground
Get rank A
Get rank S
Unlock all upgrades in a single game
Reach first place in the daily scoreboard
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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